AU: The One with an Anniversary

It is remarkable how little I have to update you about. A common theme for my time in Australia so far, and not altogether surprising, given the current world situation and travel restrictions in place.

Still, today (being the 24th February) does mark exactly one year since I arrived in Melbourne. A notable feat; time does not feel like it has passed. Rather than previous trips where I’ve been moving around every few days or weeks, it has been a very … stagnant adventure abroad so far. Again, unsurprising.

An update on my life, before we hit our stride in the post: I am still living and working in Mount Gambier, a small city in South Australia. Interstate borders keep opening and closing so it is not the worst place to be for now.

My job has changed from night-time work to a mixture of days and late afternoons, as a receptionist at a local hotel. Much preferred for an old man such as myself who likes his early(ish) mornings and early nights.

In terms of activities, we have done very little. One trip to Robe stands out, a seaside town about an hour’s drive west of Mount Gambier.

Whilst it was a pleasant daytrip there was not much photographic opportunities. I managed to take two photos, a big failing on my part. These included a picture of an obelisk masquerading as a lighthouse, and a rock formation with the imaginative name of “Archway Rocks”.

Apart from this one trip, Hugo and I have been focusing almost exclusively on work. We’re both gearing up to move elsewhere, albeit separately. Decision as to where are yet to be made concrete.

And so. Due to this being an anniversary post, commemoration is needed. A collection of my favourites photos and moments. Because I have nothing else to talk about right now. In rough chronological order:

Melbourne

Amid job seeking and the steady closing of the city, there were a few shining moments. Meeting these two, for example. I fell in love with the State Library, too, and even worked a festival! Complete with tacky carnival games and fireworks.

Narrawong/Portland

I will forever be grateful to Mike & Ann for taking me in when I didn’t know what else to do. What was only meant to be a week or two turned into three months of kayaking, dogs, and kangaroos. Difficult memories to forget.

Hotspur

By far the strangest experience of Australia thus far. But also the most wholesome. Living with incredible people in an unconverted shed, relaxed farm life was (nearly) enjoyable. Complete with close encounters with roaming koalas.

The Grampians National Park

QUOKKAS. A stand-out trip, possibly because it has been the only real trip I’ve been on in a year. Three days spent amongst the mountains, nature, and fauna. With the wonderful aforementioned people. I have every intention of returning.

South Australia (thus far…)

Despite opting for work/money over travel, we’ve still found time to enjoy ourselves. Mount Gambier has an abundance of lakes to explore. Not to mention the wine region of Coonawarra being right on the doorstep…

Well, here’s to another year of Australia. Not how I expected my time here to go, but making the most of it as best I can.

Have patience, another update will come. Most likely in a couple of months when I deem it worth providing one.

AU: The One with No Service

The end of the roses has been gone. By several weeks, in fact. Giving me ample time to collect adequate experiences to blog about.

It is liberating to be free of the rose farm. Not in a bad way just in a … change sort of way. It’s not a job I could have done for much longer but, as I keep saying, it is probably one of the better farm jobs I could’ve found.

Instead, I have moved to Hotspur (a very very small, middle-of-where community north-ish of Portland) to do another Work for Accommodation gig. It is already a lot better and nicer than the last one.

Restrictions are beginning to ease in (regional) Victoria, which means I’ve actually been able to get out and do some things! Not only that, but I’ve finally met and made friends with other backpackers. A true miracle, I know I know.

Going from a very cushy, if lonesome, solitary life at a family friend’s home to shared accommodation with three others has been a little bit of a readjustment.

I always describe myself as an extroverted introvert. Which is basically a fancy way of saying I like my solitude but am capable of socialising when the need arises. Here, though, there isn’t really a choice to not socialise. There’s just always people about. In fact, the day I’m writing this is the first day I’ve had to myself which has been refreshing.

I will not bore you with details of my day-to-day life, as for the most part it involves a lot of gardening. Whilst some family members might be getting a little too excited at the prospect of me gardening (looking at you, Charlie Boy), I have to say I view it with indifference. It is not strenuous, or difficult, or very enjoyable. It is merely a means to an end. The end being food and a place to stay. The people, though, are lovely.

The main topic I want to talk about during this post is the daytrip we took to the Grampians.

The Grampians is one of those places that I’ve wanted to go to for a while but, for obvious reasons, have not been able to reach. Given it’s only an hour away from the area, it only made sense to finally go. To clarify, it is a mountain range that doubles as a National Park. Perhaps I should’ve opened with that.

We went with the intention of going on a hike but somehow found ourselves visiting the zoo instead.

We all have … mixed feelings about the zoo. Whilst seeing animals of all shapes and sizes and species is fascinating and fun, a large majority of the animals looked very unhappy. Don’t want to get into the ethical politics of zoos but I thought this was worth mentioning.

I’m not going to list every animal we saw. Instead, have a few pictures of my favourites.

Australian natives: a Tasmanian Devil!

We spent far longer at the zoo than I expected us to. Three hours, at least.

And I have now seen quokkas!

After the zoo, we intended to do at least a short hike before heading home.

Instead, we found ourselves a small, independent winery.

In case you couldn’t tell from the cover photo, these are some of my new favourite photos ever.

Fallen Giants was, rather conveniently, located right next to the zoo. It was also only their second day being back open since the easing of restrictions so that was a nice feeling.

It was sunny, we were in no rush, and the company was delightful. An excellent Sunday, in my opinion.

The wine, I feel it is prudent to mention, was far better than the $9 Aldi wine we’d all been drinking for a wine.

Naturally we all had tasters, and even all splashed out to buy a bottle each.

Okay now we can go on our hike.

As far as hikes go it was a short one. Due to several distractions (the zoo and the wine) we were left with only a limited amount of daylight.

We were recommended by our lovely host Mckenzie Falls (or Mackenzie, depending on which website you visit). As recommendations go, it was a pretty good one.

I said the hike was short but neglected to mention the descent and subsequent ascent. ‘Steep’ feels to be the appropriate word.

Once you (eventually) reach the bottom, you are greeted by, as you would guess from the name, a waterfall. Ignoring the people as best I could – I think we were all a little dazed by being in public – we had a grand old time taking in the scenery, exploring and, of course, taking plenty of pictures.

One of our number had the genius idea of finding somewhere scenic to watch the sunset. I have, in typical Richard fashion, forgotten the name but I can confirm it was another waterfall.

I can also confirm the name reminded me of ‘Niagara’ but can thrice confirm it was not the infamous Niagara Falls.

Not much to say about this one. There was no hike (level or elevated) to reach it, just a simple lookout point with a spectacular view across the fields as the sun started to set.  

I’m a top photographer, I know.

And that concludes the Grampians roadtrip.

A general life update is expected, I suppose. I apologise if this felt rushed. As is evident from the title, I have no service out here and limited WiFi. Normally I would research facts about places we’ve been but without connection, I’ve had to make do with personal photos and memory. Both of which are poor at times.

I digress. Life update: I am in a happier place here than I was when at the rose farm. Not that I was in a bad place back then, I just didn’t have an aim or anything to look forward to.

I still don’t have an aim really, seeing as it all depends on borders and restrictions and the like, but it is very nice having other backpackers around again. We’re even making vague plans to travel together in the near future.

Yes, that is likely to be the next blog post. Hopefully it’s not too far away!

AU: The One in Wonga Park

I am now nearing three weeks of hiding away in the countryside and I must say, there are far worse places to be isolated and quarantined.

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Truthfully, I am not that far out from the city (of Melbourne). I am staying in a rural suburb called Wonga Park, that is about a ten-minute drive from the nearest train station and a forty-minute train into the city.

Where to start, really?

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It is not quite what I expected to be doing during my time in Australia. The pandemic has very much thrown my vague plans into even further chaos. Yet, as much as I’m sure my family will hate to here, I would rather be on this side of the world, stuck at least doing something different, then locked down at home. It is nothing against you guys. Mostly.

 

But yes, the place. The homestead I am at (which is what I am going to call it because it’s not a farm and it’s not a house) is called Bryson Heights Estate and is a wonderful twenty-acre property. Having said wonderful, it is a little worn down and neglected, as the owners have not had the manpower to maintain it.

Enter, backpackers!

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There has been a surreal mixture of jobs. It’s never anything too demanding and I suppose I’m experiencing an authentic Australian way of life.

Most notably I have been put in charge of chickens. Twenty-five, to be exact. with such newfound responsibility, I also have a new job title: Chief Chicken Wrangler. and what does Chief Chicken Wrangler do?

I honestly have no idea. All I know is I’m in charge of making sure the chickens remain safe, fed and watered. And don’t get eaten by foxes. That’s a pretty important job, too.

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Out of the twenty-five, I can recognise three. Which I think is pretty good going? You have “Stumpy”, who is recognisable because she had a fight with one of the other hens and lost her tail feathers (who knows what she’ll be called when the feathers grow back). Then there are also two albino chickens who I can tell the difference between… we just don’t have names for them yet. You know, three weeks in. It’s not high on our priority list.

Other animals at the homstead include two dogs, random rabbits in the fields, sheep and alpacas.

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Again (other than the dogs), none of the animals are named. We’re drawing blanks on the alpacas. Assistance would be appreciated.

 

Other jobs I do? Well, there’s been a lot of gardening. I spent three days weeding the back patio, that was … fun. Then there’s been some digging, some planting, a lot of watering. It really is just helping out wherever we can. We’re even growing mushrooms!

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Steve – the owner of this wonderful place we’ve been allowed to hide away at – has a barrel/delivery business that is a little bit weird to explain, so we’re going to skip past that. But it involves quite a lot of heavy lifting on my part (shocking, I know right), and loading and unloading a truck several times a day. I have to admit, I’m probably far fitter than I have been in a long time.

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We have taken one daytrip out, as a backpacker gang.

*A note on the other backpackers. One happens to be a friend from back home’s sister (along with her boyfriend), which is rather pleasant as it means I have a small dose of home here in Australia*

We decided – when we eventually got a day off (a rarity) – that we should make the most of being in this wonderful part of the world and go on a walk/hike. This was before an increased pressure on lockdown occurred. Although I’m pretty sure we could still go for walks like this one? I don’t know. Australia is pretty vague about this sort of thing.
We walked along the river, which was very pretty, and then walked back along it, which was, also, very pretty.

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After, we crossed over and followed a path, aiming to reach an enclosed icon on Google Maps of a “forest”. When we got there, we were greeted with the sign “Warrandyte State Park”.

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As far as nature parks or reserves go, it is probably one of the least spectacular ones I’ve seen (yes, I know, I’m a travel snob). But it did provide an excellent spot for lunch, as well as a welcome break from our wicked incarceration back at the house.

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I am unsure how much more of an update I have for you if I’m honest. I feel most of us are in a similar stage of repitition, unsure where our lives are going. Everything is on hold – most notably travel plans I might have had – and there does not seem to be an end date.

Having said that, being trapped in a place like Wonga Park is not the worst. I am not house-bound; I have that advanatage, at least. A lot of my time is spent outside, working in the garden or for the business.

 

So, yes, I guess what I’m trying to say is everyone stay positive.
A big shoutout to my grandmother (Omi), who seems to be coping admirably with her own incarceration. I am sending good wishes all the way from here in Australia.

Until next time, I suppose. Whenever that might be…

TH: The One with a Rafthouse

It is going to prove tricky to avoid using the same blog titles as I did for Canada. The prefix “The One” requires an imagination I sometimes lack when writing these. However, this post I am 100% sure is not a copy and can claim the exciting title of being unique to Thailand.

After the gruelling overnight train mentioned in the previous post (departed about 7pm; arrived 8am the following morning) we took a short(ish) drive to Khao Sok National Park.
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Now, little Thai geography lesson for those of you who were/still are as confused as I am. Bangkok is roughly about halfway through the country, if you’re counting distance over land rather than mass. The north of Thailand is the most common route for tourists to take (one person on our tour had just come from doing the north, for example); Chiang Mai and then on to Laos, Vietnam, those sort of places.

We are heading south, along the thin strip of coast that belongs to Thailand instead of Myanmar (Burma). Surat Thani (where we got off the overnight train) is on the east coast of this strip. Khao Sok is nearer the west – close to Phuket, a popular tourist destination that is not on our itinerary.

Khao Sok may have been busy, but the true joy was the reclusive accommodation that we stayed in. To reach it, we had to take a certain type of transport across Lake Ratchaprapha.

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It is worth noting at this point that, whilst the boat journey was meant to take an hour maximum, it took over an half and a hour. We were also meant to have a cover/awning. We did not.

Therefore, I must confess that I have become a typical English tourist with sunburn. My nose, my neck and, most impressively, my kneecap. Just one, mind.
But this shall not dampen our spirits!

The lake itself (which is huge and a main feature of the national park) is stunning, with picturesque waters and towering limestone formations (or at least what I think is limestone).

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Accommodation, in case you have not figured it out, was a rafthouse, built somewhere on the lake. Don’t ask me where, I have no idea where we went. I was more focused on the gradually worsening sunburn.

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My house for the night was a cute little cabin made out of bamboo. Added effects included swaying with the tide, and more violent swaying when the wind came sweeping in.

 

Activities to do whilst on the remote rafthouse? Well, aside from the expected drinking and cards to tighten our group’s bond, the possibilities were pretty much endless. There were (free) kayaks, though we tried to go when it was windy and just ended up going round in circles. I also had a broken paddle.

Swimming, naturally, became a favourite passtime for all of us (even though the enjoyment was minorly compromised by the insistence on wearing lifejackets in the water).

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We also went hiking. We took the boat back out to a nearby island and met a local guide who showed us a path up through the jungle.

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Now, I’m pretty sure I was aware there was going to be a walk at this stage of the trip. I was not aware – and I don’t think anyone else in the group was, either – that it was going to be a hike, involving slippery slopes, plenty of mud and the scaling of walls with the aid of vines.

I loved it. This is the correct way of doing a hike (yes yes family, “who are you and what have you done with the real Richard?”) and, though our guide spoke very broken English, I enjoyed the hike for the change it brought. Not sure everyone in the group agreed.

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There was a “safari” in the morning, too. Once again we boarded the boat and set off, this time remaining on it (luckily early enough in the morning to avoid more sunburn) and drifted along the coasts of several islands, hoping to see native animals.

We were told there was a possibility of seeing bears, bison, monkeys, and, very very unlikely, tigers.

Bisons we managed to see the day before (from a distance), and we happened across a group of monkes traversing the trees during the “safari”. Of (lions,) tigers and bears, there were none. Oh my.

We were taken to a local fishing village afterwards, to be shown the whopping catfish that could be caught in the lake. When I say whopping, I mean WHOPPING.

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So I suppose that counts as another animal seen, right?

We left our lovely rafthouse just after lunch and headed back to the entrance of the National Park (this time with an awning above us to protect from the sun). Then it was a minivan journey on to the next destination: tourist hell, Ao Nang.

Until next time!

CA: The One with the Wildlife

Canada is known for its wildlife. Everyone tells you that simply driving down the road – or even the highway – should suffice in satisfying the cravings we all have to see nature at its finest.

Back home in England, there are several bountiful animals. Pigeons are a primary source of annoyance. Where I live, a strong infestation of sheep contributes to many a timid driver panicking whilst cruising over the moors.

In Yukon, however, the main sources of panic whilst on the roads are the bears. Both grizzly and black/brown. In my short time here I have now seen both. Luckily not whilst hiking by myself (though I was warned it was a possibility), but from the comfort and safety of the tour bus on the way back from Alaska.

The limitations of a phone camera and windows made photographs difficult, and in fact I failed completely at photographing the black bear. I do also now know how to spot the differences between the two, and what to do if you spot one in the wild. I’m not going to share, though, just in case I’ve got it wrong and someone feels obliged to correct me. Not that anyone back home in England would have any reason to know…

 

I also met an extremely confident fox in and around the campground the hostel is central to. A red one, and it had absolutely no shame. You knew full well that he (or she, I have no idea really) was used to scrounging food from the many campers that stop for the night before moving on.

 

There is also (which is the main highlight of this post), a Wildlife Preserve about five minutes down the road from my hostel. Very convenient when I need a break from hikes. Though, the preserve itself was probably big enough to classify as a hike.

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The views around it were spectacular, even without the wildlife. All the animals had huge areas to themselves – some more than others – and with a backdrop of the mountains, you couldn’t ask for a nicer place to walk.

 

Now, for the animals. There were a lot. I shall try remember each one that I saw (utilising the many pictures I took) and hopefully tell you some fascinating fact you didn’t previously know about them.

 

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This charming creature, putting on a great show for me to watch as it ate, is an Elk. Male or female, I’m not sure. Both can grow those stumps that look like antlers, but only the males grow them fully. The more spread the antlers are, the more attractive the elk ‘bulls’ are to the elk ‘cows’. They also grow about an inch a day, before shedding them for the winter.

Also, a fact that I just found out now, is that the bulls fills a big hole with its urine and then rolls around in it in order to attract the cows. Imagine if these things worked the same for people…

 

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Following on in a similar ilk to the elk (I enjoyed that more than I should have), we have the Mule Deer. Most notably different to a regular deer due to their large, ‘mule-like’ ears, there was quite a large population of them at the preserve. It’s slightly eerie the way their bodies don’t move but their eyes follow you all the way round…

Interesting fact: the stereotypical hop that you imagine in deer (mostly due to Bambi) stems from this strain of deer. It is known as “stotting”.

 

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Oddly the highlight of my walk around the preserve, possibly because it was a surprise and not signposted anywhere, was the Red Fox. I just thought he (or she  – it just seems right to call some animals male) had such a beautiful coat which, of course, pictures don’t show up properly.

On the subject, though silver fox is technically the correct name, this fox belongs to the red fox family. Strange, right? Also the way foxes hunt in general I find fascinating. I read an information panel that said, due to their light stomachs and small features, they’re able to creep up without a sound, and then they spring up high, taking the prey by surprise from above with their front paws.

 

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Continuing in the same vein, directly across from the silver/red fox, were the Arctic Foxes. Difficult to photograph – especially when they don’t move – I enjoyed the novelty of seeing a fox with a pure white coat, rather than the standard red one I am more used to.

Arctic foxes have the warmest pelts of any animal that can be found in the arctic, enduring temperatures of up to -70 (Celsius). Their coats also change colour depending on the season, white for the winter but then brown or grey during the summer. The more you know, eh?

 

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Next to the arctic fox was my new enemy, the Lynx. There were two I could see (though apparently there is a third with just three legs?) and again, they are very fascinating creatures. The Canadian Lynx, which is what I believe these two felines were, naturally has the thickest fur of the rest in its family to adapt to the cold. It can spread its toes out wide like snowshoes for when it walks on soft snow so that it doesn’t fall through.

Also just learnt that the name lynx derives from the Indo-European root ‘leuk’, meaning ‘light’ or ‘brightness’. This stems from the luminescence of their reflective eyes, and they hold an important status in myths of many cultures.

Oh, the reason they’re now my enemy? One did not appreciate its pictures being taken, and hissed rather viciously at me. So I backed off and now view it with a certain apprehension.

 

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Ah yes, this odd looking creature. I actually saw a few from a distance whilst on the bus to Alaska, way up on the mountain where they looked like nothing more than moving white spots. These are Mountain Goats. For some reason, they’re not actually goats. They’re a kind of mountain antelope and are exclusive to the north-western mountains of North America.

Interestingly, due to their shaggy coats and compact bodies, they’re indifferent to the wind or any extreme temperatures. Their hooves allow them to climb the most arduous and steep cliffs in North America, due to being shaped like suction cups, with a strong ridge around a relatively soft central pad.

 

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Once more continuing along a similar vein (perhaps less similar) we now have the Thinhorn Sheep. Two types, in fact: Dall Sheep (the white ones) and Stone Sheep (the dark coats). I can’t say I really understand the thinhorn name, as their horns look anything but thin to me but there you go. They have incredible eyesight, apparently, capable of intently watching something from as far as 1.5km away.

A fun fact about their horns is that rings form on their horns each winter and they can then be counted to determine a sheep’s age.

 

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Very shoddy pictures but that’s what happens when the Muskoxen refuse to come and say hello. I can’t really blame them. It must be quite frustrating to be in constant demand for attention. I’d move as far away from the cameras as possible, too.

The muskox is a survivor of the ice age and, though it resembles a bison, its closest relative in North America is the mountain goat. They’re also very devoted herd animals, forming a ring round the young and weak when threatened.

 

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The Wood Bison (and yes, I still get very confused between the two, too) was the first animal I saw when entering the preserve, albeit from a long way off. Their paddock was extremely large, and my only guess is that every so often that, as a herd, they have the desire to ‘charge’ across. That’d be a sight to see.

Once again, much like the muskox, bison are very much herd-orientated, protecting and watching out for one another during the extreme cold when food is scarce. Male bison have straight horns, whilst the females have curved ones. Both genders also have completely black tongues.

 

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My pride and joy from my visit, and the main reason I went. I feel I can now end my Canadian adventure in relative happiness. Previously I have seen a beaver, one of Canada’s national animals (though nothing will ever be quite as majestic as the British unicorn). Countless bald eagles have been spotted, too, which share an important symbol with the States, Canada’s neighbours.

And now, finally, after eighteen months, I have seen a Moose. Sadly without the antlers but I can’t win it all, eh? I spent a long time waiting for him (this one I am sure is a male, after being told) to do something. I walked all the way round the enclosure, only finding him right at the back as he slept off whatever strenuous exercise he must have struggled through during the early morning. I left feeling crestfallen – the distinct lack of moose pictures a sign of my failure as a Canadian.

Then, once I had walked round the entire preserve, I saw a distant shape in the moose’s area. I came very close to running all the way back, but then realised that my laziness still outweighed by fierce desire to see a moose properly.

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Interesting facts time! Moose feed on vegetation both on land and in water. Due to this, their snouts have self-sealing nostrils that allow them to feed underwater without breath difficulties. Moose surprisingly have relatively poor eyesight, so instead rely on their acute senses of smell and hearing to warn them of predators.

 

A few honourable mentions of animals that were there I just did not manage to see: Ground Squirrel (that I technically did see, just failed to picture), Snowshoe Hare, and Woodland Caribou (which I’ve found out is just the North American name for Reindeer…)

 

I have now left my reclusive hostel with a mixture of sadness and happiness. My new hostel in Downtown Whitehorse is fully-booked and therefore a lot less reclusive than I was used to.

 

Stay tuned!

CA: The One with the Severe Delay

Hi.

How are you? You’re well? I’m very pleased to hear it.

I’m good, too, thanks for asking. I’ve been very busy.

What do you mean you don’t want to hear my excuses? They’re very good excuses!

Oh, you do want to hear them… Erm, well, I’ve been working? No, okay, that’s not good enough.

How about that I’m still getting settled in Vancouver? Yes, I know it’s been two mont—yes, I understand that it’s a poor—Okay okay, fine, you got me.

 

The reason, and pretty much sole reason I have not updated my blog (as promised, I shamefully add), is due to my laziness. I’ve had ample time to write about the things I have done, and yet, I always find something else to do instead of documenting my days.

Canada Day – the day I wrote and published my last post – was over a month ago now. That is shameful. I had every intention of talking about my experiences of Canada Day and the following few days but, truth be told (I am aware, family, before you mention it)… I wasn’t very impressed by the celebrations.

I didn’t even take any pictures. There was meant to be a large and spectacular fireworks show to commemorate 150 years of freedom. I did attend, I’m very proud to say. You could pay for prime viewing in an over-crowded and tightly packed square by the waterfront. Obviously, I didn’t because I’m not a fool (and I also don’t like people).

Instead, we circled round the bay to the other side in Stanley Park… where it was still pretty busy. As anyone who knows me in real life will know, I’m not a fan of huge crowds of people. This was pretty much my worst nightmare, surrounded by random people, all being loud and boisterous as they waited for the fireworks to start. Somehow, we found a patch of grass to sit down on and waited, growing more and more annoyed by the people around us, for the fireworks to start.

When they did start, I wasn’t very impressed. Perhaps it was the limited view I was subjected to by the people standing in front of us. Or, perhaps, it was because I didn’t think the show was that impressive. Fireworks are fireworks, and unless there’s something truly spectacular or different about them, it doesn’t feel very special to me. That and there were too many people. Way too many people…

What else have I done that’s kept me so “busy”? Not a lot that I can think of, and even less that I have pictures of. When it comes to posts that have been … ah … delayed, I find the best way to deduce what I have done worthy of mentioning, is to scroll through the few pictures taken on my phone.

Lo and behold! We have the answer. Two things spring to mind.

The first, of which, I admit, there is a very limited selection of pictures to show you, is one of the great tourist attractions that every newbie to the city of Vancouver is meant to do as soon as they arrived – Granville Island. Me being me (for there is no better way of explaining it), I did not head to Granville Island like I was expected to. Why would I conform to such ridiculalities (yes, I did just make up a word and I only regret it slightly)? POWER TO THE PEOPLE. Or, you know, just pure laziness.

Anyway, back to Granville Island. The way I had been told about Granville Island, was that it was an island with lots of market stalls and more food than you could possibly eat.

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It was not what I expected when we got there. It was touristy. Very touristy. I would compare it to Blackpool or to Niagara Falls, but it doesn’t quite reach that level of tacky tourism. No, there was a certain quaint charm to the island, I must say. Despite the fact that it wasn’t quaint – it’s quite big, in fact. Quaint feels right, though, for some reason. It was relaxing, let’s go with that.

Yes, relaxing. There were plenty of tourist attractions (such as tacky shops, boats for hire, that sort of thing) but also there were some delightful places. Places such as a Glassblower and glass shop where you could watch the Glassmith (you can also call them a Gaffer I just found out (how exciting is that?!)) as he heated, shaped and moulded intricate glass bowls, pots, and ornaments. Safe to say I was very content with watching the Gaffer (see?!) as he worked; my friend, however, was not. So we had to move on fairly quickly.

YET THEN, MY FRIENDS, THEN. We stumbled upon a Blacksmith (Ironsmith? Not really sure if I’m honest). I can’t say he was doing much at the point where we visited him, but the work around the workshop was pretty impressive. Iron railings, chandeliers, that sort of thing. I get a little bit too fascinated by trades like these.

Moving past my obsessions, the rest of the island was a strange mix of everything. There was a famous brewery (apparently) dominating centre stage. The line-up (YES, I DIDN’T USE “QUEUE” – SUE ME) stretched waaaay longer than I would’ve been prepared to wait. It reminded me of Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory … sadly I didn’t have a golden ticket.

There was a market indoors that was jam-packed full of tourists. I was intending on buying quite a few things, but left with just an ice-cream in my hand due to the insane traffic. I do have to admit, though, after we made our escape from the torture that is people, the view from Granville Island is quite pretty. There is lots of water about (due to it being an island… obviously) so, naturally, the scenery is very nice. Picturesque, even (set myself up nicely there):

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I am sure there is more that I did in between seeing Granville Island and my next activity, but, basing it off the pictures on my phone, I didn’t. So, therefore, I have no recollection of it. That’s bad, isn’t it?

Anyway, yes, next activity. I have the benefit of having befriended someone (on the train from Toronto, no less) who works for an animal rehabilitation centre connected to the Vancouver Aquarium. So, naturally, she gets free tickets to the Aquarium. Ergo, I get free tickets to the Aquarium. Ipso facto, I don’t have to pay extortionate prices to see animals in questionable captivity.

That might be a little excessive, but yeah. The Aquarium is very expensive, and Gen (my friend from the train – only the occasional person actually gets a name drop), the one who works for the animal rehabilitation centre, explained the moral dilemma of handing over the animals to the care of the Aquarium. Still, the Aquarium wasn’t too bad. Lots of pretty things to look at.

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Okay, so he’s not as pretty to look at, but still…

 

INCLUDING PENGUINS. Penguins penguins penguins penguins penguins. PENGUINS. I get very excited by penguins. They make me happy. But that’s enough of that.

 

What else to tell you about? Life continues steadily. The weather’s been very odd. British Columbia has had a lot of forest fires recently due to about three weeks of horrid, unforgiving sun. Let’s put it this way: certain areas of British Columbia trying to deal with these forest fires are the size of a European country. It’s that bad.

Due to the fires, there’s been a constant sheen of smoke marring the sky and, most tragically, the mountains. I can no longer step outside my front door and gaze longingly at the mountains. Now I  have to squint and just about make out a big lumpy shape. It is getting better, though. We had a full night of heavy rain which was just perfect for me. I love sleeping to the sound of rain and I was getting fed up with the heavy weather.

Now it’s a nice mixture of cloudy, windy and sunny. Maybe not the best of the forest fires, but at least the air’s clearer and I can breathe without too much fear of inhaling poisonous fumes.

 

That’s about it! Sorry if this wasn’t worth the wait … I can understand why.

You know what? I’m not even going to promise an update soon. That’ll just get your hopes up. The next post will be posted when it is posted. Kapeesh?

OZ: Sun, Birthdays, and PENGUINS

Alas, another year has passed in my wretched old life.

I refer to, of course, my birthday (which happens to be the day that I am writing this blog). I have finally reached the ripe old-age of 19. Which is neither here nor there, in my opinion.

18 was a great age to turn, as it meant that you were finally considered an “adult” (though not by family members), and also meant I was legally allowed to drink alcohol – an equally nice feeling.

Then you have 20, which is when you finally escape the accursed eight years that constitute a moody teenager. I suppose 20 is also the age where you have to start acting like an adult, as 18 and 19 you can still easily pretend to be a child. So that’s a negative to look forward to next year…

But 19 is nothing special. It is betwixt the two. I shall look up “good things about turning 19” on Google and post what comes up:

  • Urban Dictionary states: “ The worst age ever. Nothing exciting happens when you turn 19. You’ve been a legal adult for a year, and you can’t do anything new legally for another two years.” (I believe this applies to Americans more the England, but the point still stands).
  • Yahoo Answers states (on turning 19): “To be honest… nothing. To me it was just another birthday.” AND “You can buy cigarettes in New Jersey. Live it up…” – perfect for a non-smoking English fellow such as myself!

So, you know, there was almost a positive there.

In all fairness, I am not that disgruntled about there being nothing special about this birthday. I am perfectly content with steadily growing older, and no longer being the labelled “baby” of travelling! Now there are people out there travelling who must be younger than me…

But yes, the days leading up to my birthday since I went snorkelling in the Great Barrier Reef have been enjoyable, but uneventful. I have either spent my days at the lagoon sunbathing and swimming, or at the pool at my hostel sunbathing and swimming. So, all in all, a good few days.

Today, on the day of my birthday, me and my seven roommates are going to go to the lagoon to have a barbecue (and birthday cake, obviously) to celebrate. So, the next half of this post shall change tense and it will probably be written tomorrow, when I’m in Melbourne. Adieu for now!

Melbourne, after much due consideration, is the Wellington of Australia. It is, by all intents and purposes, a hipster city.

This actually gives quite a bad image of the city, as hipsters are not the most loved in today’s society. This is not true, however, when using the term “hipster” to describe a place.

What I mean by this term is that the city itself is quite quirky and different. It seeks to be something unique, something that stands out over those around it, and I think it does this quite well.

Not that I was there for very long, but I felt like there was adequate time to make a judgement on the city. For example, I was in Sydney for about three days, and developed a sharp dislike for the city.

Whereas Melbourne, I was there for about two days, and developed a pleasant liking of the city.

I do not know how to describe or explain why Melbourne was so quirky, it just felt so. There is a huge coffee culture in both Melbourne and Wellington (partly why I drew the comparison), that has a certain, unexplainable charm to it.

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Either way, whilst in Melbourne, I stayed at the house of another of my uncle’s friends (it is very handy having a well-travelled uncle), and I must say, they were both exceedingly kind. There’s always a part of a backpacker that will always feel guilty when someone goes out of their way to be kind and welcome you into their home, and that was exactly the case here.

Both of them were utterly delightful people, and I had a very pleasant few days. Though, I didn’t see much of them, as I was out most of the time, the time spent with them was very enjoyable, and I do hope we meet again (you hear that, uncle? It is now up to you).

Seeing as I hadn’t received any birthday presents (which is understandable, as I am halfway across the world from all my family and friends), I decided that, whilst I was in Melbourne, it would be worth treating myself to some sort of birthday treat. So, whilst I was still in Cairns, I booked a Phillip Island tour, for several reasons.

During my three weeks in Australia, I had failed miserably at seeing any of the nation’s favourite animals: koalas, kangaroos, and wallabies. At Phillip Island, I was able to see these.

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Furthermore, penguins. In New Zealand, despite several attempts, I failed to witness any penguins (in Invercargill, I saw the back of one, which doesn’t really count; Wellington zoo was even more disastrous – the penguin area was completely empty). Naturally, I felt as though it was expected of me to see my favourite animals at least once. And I must say, Phillip Island did not disappoint.

The main reason I booked Phillip Island, was because there is something called the “Penguin Parade” that occurs every evening around sunset. What happens here, is that the Fairy Penguins, the smallest penguins in the world, come back from hunting/fishing out at sea, and arrive at the beach. There, they stand in small huddles (called “rafts”, apparently) and wait for a good long while to check if it is safe. Most of the time, they dive back into the sea at least five times. But eventually, they waddle as fast as their little legs can take them. Which is freakin’ adorable.

But before we got there, my bus tour took us to various places, two of which stand out the most. The first was an animal sanctuary type place, where I fed a koala, handfed wallabies and kangaroos, and even fed a peacock which I later learnt wasn’t meant to be there… I also saw dingoes, emus, and a donkey. So that was a very fun trip!

The other notable stop, was at a chocolate factory. This was truly amazing. So much chocolate was seen, as so much chocolate was consumed. There were games where you could win chocolate, and being as adept at hand-eye co-ordination as I am, I won many times (there was a cap of only winning six times, which I thought was pretty unfair).

I think, now, is an appropriate time to spam you with photos of the penguins. Sadly, you were not allowed to take photos of the penguins as the beach, as it would scare them, but they gave us a gallery of pictures to use as we will, so I shall include some of these down below.

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And now I am back in Wellington. But you shall hear nothing of that until the next post, so goodbye!

NZ: Gigs, A Zoo, and Bruises

Being unemployed is much more enjoyable than working lengthy days. It means I have plenty of free time to do… Well, nothing. Which suits me perfectly.

I suppose if I was being truthful, then I’m not actually doing nothing. I have much more free times, which means I am finally reading more, as well as writing more… and binge-watching TV Series, which I am slightly less proud of. But either way, it means I spend more time with friends, and actually enjoy myself more overall.

As I mentioned last post, our Dutch friend, Niels had to suddenly depart New Zealand due to unfortunate circumstances. Luckily, I was able to take my last day off work to spend the day with him (in other words: I quit earlier than expected).

So, what did we do on this fine day? Well, we watched many many MANY episodes of the Walking Dead during the day (which I now cannot watch until he comes back in about a month – very upsetting). When it came to the evening, we, as a hostel group, ventured out to the Botanical Gardens where there happens to be a three-week music festival going on.

When I say music festival, I do not mean the likes of Leeds Fest (the grimy and utter carnage festival that exists in my closest hometown) or of Rhythm & Vine (the New Zealand equivalent of Leeds Fest). This festival is targeted much more at families, where pretty much anybody is welcome. No admission fee, just bring your own alcohol and enjoy the music.

The good thing, is that this festival has a different genre of music every night. So far I have been to two concerts: a Country/Folk one (which was a bit too mellow and lethargic for my liking), and a Rock/Pop concert (much more suited to my taste).

So that is how I spent my last day with my Dutch friend, and though he is coming back in about a month, it is only for a few days before he must leave to go back to the Netherlands. Still, it is much better than nothing!

I also happen to be going to another of the concerts tonight, where I actually have no idea what the music is going to be… So that could be very interesting… or just plain terrible… or incredible. We shan’t no until tonight (I feel like I want to use the word “shan’t” more often… I shall endeavour to do so).

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Niels to the left of me (Angela and Phillip behind).

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Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

Much to my childish delight, me, Kim, and Kirsten (three quarters of Team England) decided it was high time we took the very long and arduous journey (meaning actually having to take a bus – a form of public transport! – for about fifteen minutes) to the Zoo.

Even though I am the youngest, I definitely was not the most excited. Kim has an incredible love for animals. Which is a bit strange, as she states that she loves animals, but loves taxidermy and eating them just as much… something I’ve never quite got my head round.

Either way, we all had a grand time at the zoo. We fed giraffes, looked scornfully at an ostrich (because, you know, they’re grumpy bastards), cooed and went “aww” over Tasmanian Devils and Red Pandas, grew very bored of a sleeping tiger, and got annoyed with sun bears that refused to show us their chests where the ‘sun’ resides.

I also was very upset by the fact that the penguins were not out and about, which was to be my favourite part of the zoo.

Oh, and how could I forget the meerkats? This must’ve been my favourite part (as the penguins were feeling mean). I can’t remember the last time I saw meerkats, but I’d forgotten how small and adorable they were. Strangely enough, Word (where I type my blog first before copying onto my blog) does not recognise the word “meerkats”. Either way, I took one of the greatest photos of a meerkat looking at Kim. I also had the privilege of witnessing a meerkat fight, though I believe it was only a play fight.

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So adorable (red panda).

So adorable (red panda).

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That was the best I managed...

That was the best I managed…

Lastly, but most definitely not least, come the bruises. I am covered in these. I have one on my forehead, at least three on my left thigh, one on my back, and two on my hand. The reason?

Paintballing.

I have not been paintballing for at least four years – the last time being one of my birthdays. This time, this paintballing was called “Blackout”. And yes, this was as exciting as it sounds. I shall attempt to re-create the atmosphere.

Imagine you are in a room. A room that happens to be pitch-black, except for the fluorescent light of glowsticks that are scattered across the floor. You’re crouched down, breathing heavily, the adrenaline pulsating through your body, as you attempt to be silent and stealthy. Your gun is raised, searching for any slight bit of movement. Silence envelopes you, as you strain your ears. Then you hear the whiz of a bullet flying past you, interrupting the creepy silence, and seemingly far too close to you for comfort. You see a small glowing ball strike a barrel, and explode with a loud ‘tang’ that is only created by metal being hit. And then you see the ultraviolet paint begin to slowly slide down the barrel.

That’s when you see a shadow move out of the corner of your eye. You raise your gun and fire, trying to conserve your very limited ammo. Then the movement fires back, and suddenly you find yourself in a fierce firefight, as you reel away behind cover and wait, trying to find a way to sneak up and take down your opponent.

Not sure if that description lives up to the experience but it was seriously eerie in there. You can see why it’s called “Blackout”. Definitely the better of my two paintballing experiences. I also had the honour and pride of leading my team of three to victory against opposing forces, where none of us “died”.

In another match, I sacrificed for my teammate by leaving our cover and “killing” two opposition… but at the same time being shot in the forehead. I still count that as a win.

My back bruise.

My back bruise.

My forehead bruise.

My forehead bruise.

That about sums up my week. I also have some other news, but that is still undergoing procedures, so I will not let the world know of my plans just yet.

Family and friends will be pleased (or probably displeased) to learn that I am currently in the process of changing my homeward flight from May 12th to June 22nd… Although, I did like the idea of leaving Auckland on the 12th and arriving in Honolulu on the 11th, meaning two things: firstly, that I’d gone back in time; and secondly that I would have two birthdays. But still, May 12th is not a suitable time for me to go home…We shall see what happens before that! Stay tuned in for more.

NZ: A Second Maori Experience

Getting back on a Stray bus was an interesting experience. Firstly, this bus was much smaller, more like a mini-bus, and could only fit about 20 people, opposed to the big Stray bus we’d been on before that could’ve sat at least 40. Secondly, it was somebody’s birthday, so the bus was covered in birthday decorations (as well as balloons, which became a living nightmare whilst the bus was moving). Thirdly and finally, we met a whole new load of people. Once again, the male to female ratio was in the favour of the women, yet it wasn’t quite as bad as before. There was another large variety in nationalities again though, ranging from English (Team England, YEAH) to German and even further onto… Irish. That was about it. Oh, there were two Americans and an Australian as well, but I think that was it for nationalities.

Either way, the bus was not quite as comfortable as its bigger, and vastly better, counterpart. Still, we made do. We left Rotorua, gratefully leaving behind the smell of sulphur (except for the scent that lingered on some of the Strays), and were informed that our first stop would be another Maori culture night. I can’t say I was particularly disappointed by this prospect, as I enjoyed the first so much, I couldn’t see how this one would be any different. In a way, I was completely wrong. But in others, I was completely right.

The second Maori experience was completely different. Nevertheless it was just as enjoyable as the first. Whilst we were still on the bus, a clipboard was passed around with the possible activities that were available at the Maori lodge. The options were: weaving, bread-making, eeling, and canoeing. Canoeing was an instant no, partly because the weather was being temperamental (as it is in the land of “four seasons in a single day”), but also because I just don’t like canoeing. I also passed up on the opportunity to weave, as we were told that we’d been weaving some sort of plate we could take home, and I knew I just didn’t have enough space to hold it (later we found out that people actually weaved bracelets, not plates). So that left me with bread-making and eeling. Eeling I felt I had to, as they were my newfound least favourite animal. And the bread-making won me over because who doesn’t like bread?

On our arrival, we were greeted by a very bouncy and energetic Maori woman, who had a habit of calling everyone ‘whaanou’, which means ‘family’, or by the unbearable nickname ‘babes’. She was nice, though. She showed us around, explaining where we’d be sleeping (I managed to secure myself a double bed), what they did as a community, and what the plan was for the evening. We were left to ourselves for a while and so went exploring. We ended up finding the most unlikely couple ever: a goat, and an ostrich, named Oz. They were best friends, apparently, and were especially interested in us when they smelt food.

The Maori had a unique way of catering for guests: a hole was dug in the ground and a fire was lit. Then, meat was placed on top on a tray. Blankets were thrown over the food, along with hessian sheets. This was then all buried under more dirt and left for several hours to cook. This was one of the most interesting cooking experiences of my life, but the meat was very good. Following watching holes be dug for food, it was Happy Hour.

Happy Hour, for those who don’t know, is something of a ritual in New Zealand. Each bar you go to, there is usually a Happy Hour, which has a habit of comprising several hours instead of the intended one hour. This “hour” is where you can buy drinks for a discounted price. So, naturally, our Happy Hour at the Maori Lodge, was buy two beers/glasses of wine for $5. I ended up trying a New Zealand beer called ‘Tui’, which was described to me as having a ‘caramel-y taste’. This was complete lies. It was nice, but tasted nothing like caramel. Either way, when I was only half way through my first beer, we were called in to begin our bread-making.

We were told we would be catering for all our group, and the bread would take the form of “fried bread”. Fried bread is just pure heaven. Best bread I have ever had. Baking it was relatively simple as well, and soon we had plenty of bread for the whole “tribe” (we even got to try some with jam and cream whilst ours were frying). After the bread-making was done, we sat back down and socialised, whilst the weaving group went and weaved flax together.

Eventually, it was time for food. I may have over-indulged slightly. Maori always over-cater, as I think I said in my previous post, and I took it upon myself as some sort of challenge to eat as much as I possibly could. This Maori culture use no knives or forks. So dig in with the good old hands and just stuff your face. There was chicken beef, roast potatoes, eel (which I quite enjoyed), sweet potatoes, bread, more bread, and even more bread. Safe to say, I was stuffed by the end of the meal. Then came pudding. My mind is actually drawing a blank on what pudding was, but I definitely ate lots of it.

Eventually, once it was dark (and cold) we went eeling. This was an odd experience to say the least. Firstly, the four boys who went put on waders. Yes, there is a photo, and I shall attach it to this post. Then we all headed down to the river, where we were given some sort of rod (not sure if you could really call it a rod) and some bait. Then the boys waded into the water whilst the girls stayed upon the jetty.

All in all, we caught one eel. Then lost it, because the dog decided to try play with it and pushed it back into the water. I had, over the course of an hour, two bites. Both times the bastard stole my bait and swam away, victorious. However, I did not fall over in the water! So I was quite proud of myself for that.

Last but not least, once we were back at the lodge and all dry, we watched Kill Bill Volume 2, which is always an enjoyable way to end the evening. I actually ended up having the worst night’s sleep I’ve had since I arrived in New Zealand. Though, this has now been shattered by the night’s sleep I had during my first night WWOOFing.

WWOOFing updates comes later I’m afraid. I would write about it now, but there is a lot to write about and I’m sure you’d like to know about it after I’ve actually settled properly. For now, enjoy the lovely pictures I bestow upon you.

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